Dawn Dishes the Dirty on NE Alberta Food.
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Some days, (okay, almost all days) you have a hard time deciding on what your mind, body and tumtum desire to consume. My suggestion is to take a stroll down Alberta Street located in NE Portland. Whether you’re starting from 11th and working your way up or beginning at 33rd and working your way down, you’re bound to appreciate each and every restaurant/bar. The places I recommend the most are:
The Bye & Bye - Treat yourself healthy to a comfort vegan bowl filled with awesome veg like broccoli or brussel sprouts and tofu. Mom didn’t tell you how good those green alien-like brains taste doused in peanut sauce! To counter that fiber goodness order the Bye & Bye drink. Who knew vodka and whiskey would make such a good couple? Trust me. Don’t be racist.
Grilled Cheese Grill - Grilled Cheese. A simple concept, especially if you could always carry around a fanny pack full of grilled cheeses. Except, you don’t have a fanny pack full of grilled cheeses. Next best thing? A food cart solely devoted to those sinful sammies. Open late night Thursday through Saturday you can drunkenly (or soberly, I won’t judge) chow down on a variety of grilled cheese sandwiches. All I can say is - pay extra for bacon.
The Nest - In the mood for a stiff cocktail and a game of horseshoes? Oh, allergic to horses? No problem. Why not try using your wrist for a less selfish reason for once and whack a few ping-pong balls around. Not your thing? Well there are more balls to come. The Nest not only features horseshoes and ping-pong, but also pool and pinball. That’s a lot of p’s and b’s. All in one place.
Once you’ve worked up an appetite, order a soul warming bowl of mac and cheese. It comes from the tiny place next door, Baked! You can order it from the bar at the Nest or step outside and order from Baked!’s window. YUMMM.
Ok, I’m realizing there are way too many places on Alberta to recommend. Lies. I already knew this. But it’s way past my bedtime and I’m starting to get the munchies from talking all this foodie talk. I’ll end with my all time fav restaurant on Alberta Street.
Cruz Room - By far the best tacos and service I’ve had in this town. These aren’t your greasy, fast food tacos either. The Cruz’s tortillas are packed with meat, veg, and unique toppings sure to please every taste bud. The Cruz Room has an intimate feel but with a cheap hooker price. What? I’ll explain it like this. On a budget? This is a perfect spot to take a new lover. She/he will think you are a wealthy gentleman/woman (and a scholar). Turns out you can get two gourmet tacos and a side of Tots a la Cruz for $7.50!!!! And during happy hour, tacos are only $2! Have you creamed yet? Oh wait, that’s just the delicious creamy custom sauce they delicately lay upon the tacos. I suggest getting the Green Meanie, Buff and Phuket tacos.
So, in a nutshell, these are the places to visit first amongst so, so many options. At least these are the establishments a mildly chubby redheaded lady likes to frequent. Cheers!
Review posted on Nabewise.com





